When I picture Paul Randal, I picture a guy who likes to run up to a bees nest at a crowded picnic and give it a good couple whacks. You know what I mean, it’s that laughing picture in his twitter profile. Or maybe it’s the devil’s advocate style he has. Maybe it’s his controversial facebook thoughts? Either way, he likes to call things out and make people think. That’s a great trait, all kidding aside. He started a blog meme asking what 5 “features” you’d like to see retired in SQL Server. His responses were great and he tagged some folks. I’ve looked at Brent Ozar’s response and was then tagged by Aaron Bertrand.

After reading those three responses so far, I have to say I am not going to be that original so most of these will be a hearty “Amen!” to earlier sentiments.

Auto Shrink

I made my entrance into SQL Blogging with a series of rants about shrinking databases. I still get hits to articles like “Don’t Touch That Shrink Button!” from web searches or forums. The simple fact of the matter is.. Well to put it simply, “raise your hand if you think regular shrinking of production databases is a good idea.” Okay. Look around. Any hands raised? Not many. So why, on earth, would Microsoft make that a stinking setting option?

I would like to see this retired, and doing it in a Service Pack would be alright with me. Or at least rename it to “I’m not dangerous enough by myself, please automatically add to performance frustrations and index fragmentation while keeping my database size tidy, even though it will grow again right after the shrink but then again I never liked right sizing databases that requires too much work – Yes/No” (Yeah, I know… Not the best grammar there, Jeremiah, but…) This was already suggested by Paul and Brent.

Full Recovery by Default (Or something…)

Again I’m stealing ideas (but I’m doing it to help people!) – Brent and Paul both also suggested this. This has been like this for a long time. It still trips countless people up each day. Another hand raising question – how many of you have experienced, helped someone with or laughed at someone experiencing uncontrolled transaction log growth caused by a lack of log backups in full recovery model? All of the hands that were down in the earlier question were just up. We’ve all seen it, hopefully we haven’t really laughed though. It happens All. The. Time.

A good tactical move would be to remove this as a default. Start folks out in Simple.  Or perhaps a strategic option would be a “Recovery Model Wizard” as a required step of installations? It would be nice to not need it but I think a lot of folks could benefit. As long as there was some way to override it with an advanced configuration, I wouldn’t mind a tutorial explaining pros/cons and costs of settings so people could make <gasp> informed decisions about their recovery models. Or maybe that is enabling companies to not hire experienced DBAs? I don’t know, what do you think?

No Simple Way to Truncate Backup History

Why make someone write a script or know to go look in a maintenance plan to find this option? Backup history isn’t critical to restores, sure it makes GUI based restores easier but how many GUI based restores are done going past 30 days? Why not make a default rolling window and let SQL cleanup that history. Provide a configuration option to change this window, even a configuration screen during setup asking other questions that should be asked but never get looked at by a lot of the SQL Server installations out there (backup history, recovery modes, heck even error log recycles)

Auditing – Enterprise Only?

Aaron talked about licensing models and I agree. One area is Auditing. Nowadays, even smaller companies with smaller budgets are being subject to increasing scrutiny and audit standards. In some ways, this can help a larger company that has a budget for Enterprise edition everything and an audit staff. What about the smaller company that is cash strapped? They can get most of the performance they need out of Standard and handle most questions/problems just fine, a $15k difference (or so) in per CPU licensing is a lot to ask for to better handle some of the auditing abilities in SQL Server.

Next, Next, Next, Finish

Aaron talked about the installation process in his response. He was talking about some of the bad defaults like I mentioned when talking about cleaning up backup history. This is perhaps more of a tongue-in-cheek response but it has some sort of a serious underpinning. I’ve always complained (raise your hand one last time if you’ve shared this complaint) that SQL Server is too easy to install. Accepting defaults and clicking next, next, finish gives folks a SQL Server instance that they put all of their most sensitive and important data. It also gives them:

  • No backups

    Brings back memories of 386DX, "Boost Priority" is not a turbo button

  • Full Recovery mode with no log backups
  • No thought of DR
  • No thought of right sizing a database
  • Options that look tempting to select like “boost SQL priority”
  • Data and Logs on the same drive (performance concern and recoverability concern)
  • False confidence that everything is fine

That list could go on but the point is maybe SQL Server is a little too easy to install? I’ve heard it in a joking manner before like, “why do we need a SQL Server DBA? Any moron can install it!” I’ve seen the results of any old IT person (or business person) installing SQL. It inspired a series of posts on thinking about SQL installations.

I am going to take a cue from Brent and not tag anyone but welcome you to respond in your own post, leave a comment arguing with me (or agreeing) below or leave a comment on any of the blog posts that are sparked from the original post by Paul. I’d love to hear your thoughts, maybe I’ve gone too far? Maybe I missed something critical. I’d love to hear your thoughts. Also feel free to subscribe to the feed here for more posts like this.

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