Why SQL Server Health Check Findings Don’t Get Implemented (And What to Ask Before You Buy One)
August 18, 2026
We inherit a lot of SQL Server environments. And a thing that happens more often than I’d like is that we find a completed SQL Server health check sitting in the environment already. A pretty darn good one, too. The findings are right, the recommendations make sense, and a lot of the time we know
I Restored a SQL Server Database and Became a Sysadmin
August 10, 2026
…on a fully patched SQL Server 2014. And “fully” patched is why I’m writing this post. You know the thriller movies where they keep looking for the creepy stalker type? The phone calls keep coming, the signs of stalking are there, and they do a bunch of digging and through the taps or traps they
Hey Sysadmins & Integrators – Look Before You Jump Into the Next Virtualization Platform
August 5, 2026
The Broadcom acquisition of VMware pushed licensing costs up across the tech sector, forcing IT leaders and MSPs to explore alternative hypervisors. Alternatives like Proxmox, Hyper-V, Nutanix, HPE Morpheus or moving directly to cloud platforms like Azure are rapidly gaining traction as teams rush to eliminate the crazy spend Broadcom is looking for or their
It’s Still Not Your Emergency
August 4, 2026
A message hit our Teams “Lounge” channel where we talk about anything in life, sometimes work. One of our DBAs was worried about a client’s data – some rows that didn’t look the way they should look with a likely data issue, and a growing question about how far back the problem went hit her.
Settings and configurations you should never touch in SQL Server
July 13, 2026
One of my favorite movies from my youth was Terry Gilliam’s Time Bandits. It’s about a young boy who gets accidentally caught up with some time-travelling thieves, who are being chased by forces of good and evil. And, without giving too much away, at the end of the movie the lead character shouts “Don’t touch